I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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