Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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