super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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