why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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