no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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