Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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