I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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