She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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