I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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