I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I lost the right to judge tonight
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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