She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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