Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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