Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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