Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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