home. puking in laundry basket.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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