office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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