woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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