great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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