There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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