positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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