grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she woke up with a sticky ear
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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