he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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