I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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