Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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