guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
this will be a night to untag.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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