i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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