who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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