How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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