I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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