i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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