Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
