I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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