420 ftw
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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