there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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