Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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