S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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