walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
