Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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