I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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