I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
BRING THE BAGELS
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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