It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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