Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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