Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he's gonorrhea incarnate
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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