I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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