And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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