i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
