Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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