dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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