I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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