She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You coming home soon, man?
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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