I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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