I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
my poor anus
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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