As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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