Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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