I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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