A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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